Who on Earth Taught You People How to Eat?

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Depending on where you’re eating and who you’re eating it with, the rules around food can be stunningly complex. The core concept, however, is that food is inserted into the mouth, and once it’s there, if you find it impossible to masticate with human teeth or discover the object to be a source of pain/bleeding, an error in judgement has been made. Spit it out and try a new approach. Not food.

That brings me to a thread posted yesterday evening to Reddit’s r/UnpopularOpinion community titled “Hard boiled eggs are disgusting”:

I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely disgusting. It’s like eating a ravioli covered with chips.

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